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Johnny Johnny
Yes papa
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Yes papa
Johnny Johnny
Yes papa
RAAAAAAUGH

Let the bodies hit the fl

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The year is 2019. bofa.lol has grown so massive that the bank of america has taken notice, and brought the instance to court in an attempt to get at the domain name.

"It stands for something other than bank of america for us" @selfagency says in defense on the stand.

"What else could it possibly stand for?" asks the bank lawyer.

A grin crosses the collective fediverse's face and all villains are vanquished at once as the sacred words are spoken, and granted the maximum possible power from all the stolen labor time and caused anguish held in the souls of the banking shareholders and lawyers in attendance is released.

The world is brought to peace and is then ran by socialism just the day after, and everybody lived happily ever after.

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Everyone thought following @helldude over would be twitter helldude unleashed but he out here spitting wisdom, being worried about the youngins and shit. This site is sensational.

Food for thought: Many celebrities are already on social networks under aliases and pseudonyms. Do you really think they'd post under their real names if it would get them in trouble?

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Imagining if Mastodon called instances "neighborhoods" instead. The metaphor works really well IMO and doesn't sound like robot-speke.

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looking through all the instances blocked by social and yes this all seems normal and... wait what the fuck

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THE FIRST GUY WHO EVER SAID LOOK IM NOT GONNA BLOW SMOKE UP YOUR ASS: look, im not gonna blow smoke up your ass
ALL OF HIS FRIENDS: fuckin what? you're not gonna WHAT?

I heard when Wil Wheaton makes a painful fart, he cries and then writes a blog post about it.

Apparently there is a certain has-been celebrity on this instance that is reporting anyone who dares poke fun at him. Is this correct?

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Can I just say how amazing it is to click on my ad blocker settings for this site and see only ONE domain being accessed?

Not even my own personal website does that.

How soon before Mastodon gets link embeds? I would prefer not to click on YouTube links, et al, before knowing what they lead to.

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