Show more

I'm looking at the fedi timeline rn and it's… not good. A lot of drunk and crazy (but not funny) crap.

If I was a new user and saw it, I would not want to stick around. 😕

I am just going to say "post" and not "toot."

Sorry if that is not whimsical enough for you.

Down10 boosted

what the fuck there’s this amazing new sound if you boost a tweet

Down10 boosted

this place has the energy of a school bus on the way to a field trip in the best possible way

If anyone hasn't already made a porn instance for Mastodon called "Masturdon," then the opportunity is right there for the taking.

Big Alf tiddies? Wut in tarnation are y'all talking about?

Oh, I just discovered some anime nazis in the fedi TL. That should not be.

I am reviving the word "plonk" for people that are landing in my blocks.

The Federated Timeline is too busy, but it's good because you can click on stuff you hate and block it. It's like a game.

Birdsite + Complaining 

Down10 boosted

I am using @Amaroq as my Mastodon app on my iPhone, and it works great, but what the heck is this setting?

Down10 boosted

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

One of my recent Toots was deleted. No warning or notification or anything. It's just gone! Hmmmmm

For anyone wanting an explanation for this, it's because "entrepreneurs" are types of guys (and they are always guys) are almost always "idea men." They have tons of bright ideas on what a good product or service might be, or how to run a business, but they never seem put in the hard work or perspiration to make it happen — they want underlings to do that. They do blog a lot, though.

People who actually work hard at what they do for a living will not use this term to describe themselves.

: Never trust anyone who has the word "entrepreneur" in their social network bio. Already I am finding users on Mastodon who are self-described "entrepreneurs."

If you are one of those people, I will never follow you.

Is there a @mastodon developer team where I can passively bark out features that I want?

"Favourite"?

C'mon, Mastodon. This is AMERICA.

Uh oh, the furries have discovered Mastodon. Game over!

Show more
mastodon.cloud

Generalistic and moderated instance.