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I'm Poppy I make games you can go here to play the best game (Parsnip) for free but also please buy it im poor and gay

Men wearing suits using intentionally verbose language on the train to london: we get it, you were never prosecuted for the 2008 recession.

Games a few years ago: you can pick up a sword from a dead enemy
Games now: you can pick up rare 'scraps' from a dead goblin and craft them into a 'material' which can be converted into red, green or blue 'craft gems' which you can then use to infuse another 'material' which you

YES I kissed a copy of pink Floyds 'The Wall'. NO that does not make me a 'wall fucker', a 'brick botherer' or any of the other cruel slurs that have been thrown at me by online bullies.

I put digital in my name because it sounds modern but god help me once we invent digital 2.

A lot of people ask me why I use so many commas in my writing. Let's just say me and 'Big Comma' have an agreement. πŸ˜‰πŸ’°

frantically researching how to become a sovereign citizen after big government says I'm not allowed to create a golem out of animal skulls

a lot of people ask me, "Poppy, you're super funny. Maybe the funniest person I know."

Absolutely livid when 'dragonknight666' drops some epic 'the hobbit: battle of five armies' spoilers on me and I throw my laptop through the window into the sea in a mad rage.

boring, contract with the government, religious connotations πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ

communing with the ancient ones:
cool and hip, contract with the gloom lady of the woods, blasphemous connotations πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

Happy to announce that I just finished writing the last episode of Game of Thrones! I don't want to spoil anything but I think fans of the 'Bran invents bran flakes (because GRRM foreshadowed it with his name)' fan theory will be pleasantly surprised ;)

All I want is a girlfriend who:
- Knows tax loopholes
- Will file my taxes for me
- Will not steal my ribs whilst I slumber

And yet I remain single. So no 'creator', I will not worship you.

heard people keep blockin up the sewers with wet wipes.... not good news for a rat (thats my home)

they say ur never more than a few feet from a rat. I wish i had long arms so i could always be pettin those close by friends

stinky in the sinky πŸ˜” the bath is too big for a rat

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