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I'm Poppy I make games you can go here to play the best game (Parsnip) for free but also please buy it im poor and gay bunbirb.itch.io/parsnip

Men wearing suits using intentionally verbose language on the train to london: we get it, you were never prosecuted for the 2008 recession.

Games a few years ago: you can pick up a sword from a dead enemy
Games now: you can pick up rare 'scraps' from a dead goblin and craft them into a 'material' which can be converted into red, green or blue 'craft gems' which you can then use to infuse another 'material' which you

YES I kissed a copy of pink Floyds 'The Wall'. NO that does not make me a 'wall fucker', a 'brick botherer' or any of the other cruel slurs that have been thrown at me by online bullies.

I put digital in my name because it sounds modern but god help me once we invent digital 2.

A lot of people ask me why I use so many commas in my writing. Let's just say me and 'Big Comma' have an agreement. πŸ˜‰πŸ’°

frantically researching how to become a sovereign citizen after big government says I'm not allowed to create a golem out of animal skulls

a lot of people ask me, "Poppy, you're super funny. Maybe the funniest person I know."

Absolutely livid when 'dragonknight666' drops some epic 'the hobbit: battle of five armies' spoilers on me and I throw my laptop through the window into the sea in a mad rage.

marriage:
boring, contract with the government, religious connotations πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ

communing with the ancient ones:
cool and hip, contract with the gloom lady of the woods, blasphemous connotations πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

Happy to announce that I just finished writing the last episode of Game of Thrones! I don't want to spoil anything but I think fans of the 'Bran invents bran flakes (because GRRM foreshadowed it with his name)' fan theory will be pleasantly surprised ;)

All I want is a girlfriend who:
- Knows tax loopholes
- Will file my taxes for me
- Will not steal my ribs whilst I slumber

And yet I remain single. So no 'creator', I will not worship you.

heard people keep blockin up the sewers with wet wipes.... not good news for a rat (thats my home)

they say ur never more than a few feet from a rat. I wish i had long arms so i could always be pettin those close by friends

stinky in the sinky πŸ˜” the bath is too big for a rat

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