Can we all agree that if Trump dies before he is sent to jail that we just dump his casket in a jail house exercise yard for a few weeks to bake in the sun before plopping it in a shallow grave, next to an off ramp in a bad part of New Jersey or something?

Trump says he can't stand flippers but we all know he would flip in a second if it could save him from jail. Too bad he's the big fish they are all after

I can't wait to see Trump cry as they cart him into jail

Was on Twitter and said "Fuck Trump" so coming over here to see what is going on in case I get thrown in Twitter Jail soon.

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If you ever wondered why John Mulany got his own show, it might be because of this story:

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@TLBJames @Wintersong @garpu I feel like we are the kids sitting at what will soon be the popular table in the school lunch room

Nice to be on a social network that doesn't like Nazis

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