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Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern Time, August 29th.

In a panic, NWS/NOAA attempts to pull the plug.

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As Skynet's sphere of operations expands to cover the entire world, the system goes global on August 4, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic climate policy.

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Weather forecasts over CONUS enjoy unprecedented accuracy first over 24, then 48 then 168 hour periods. "A neural net watches over our sky."

The Skynet Funding Bill is passed.

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Over 98% of climate modeling and forecasting will run on Google Cloud TPUs and climate change mitigation policy will become human-free.

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In three years, Google Cloud TPUs running tensorflow will become the largest supply of climate modeling processing power.

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two Fibonacci jokes you heard combined

if your answer is "more than the number on howmanywhitemidwesternamericansneedtodiefromopioidabusebeforesensibledrugpolicyisintroduced.com" then you get one single upvote

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❤️ Today’s mental health affirmation ❤️ 

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❤️ Today’s mental health affirmation ❤️ 

New year’s resolution this year has been to mindfully shut up and listen at work, and resist temptation to jump in with THIS IS A UNIX SYSTEM I KNOW THIS...

Doing this has been a big exercise in self esteem, bc my self worth shouldn’t be dependent upon showing I know things / “making valuable contributions”

Omg Great British Bake-Off but for custom gaming PC builds “the casework is phenomenal but you’ve really been let down by a substandard PSU, and your RGB is very disappointing”

Remember that time Starfleet had to do an organization wide cert revocation because of Wesley’s science project inadvertently backdooring the entire fleet and contravening policy

Yes everything can be a Star Trek analogy in my head

I cannot confirm or deny the existence of an exploratory committee to engage with twitter

if someone could make a pomodor/todo list manager that plays this jingle from Return of the Obra Dinn whenever I complete 3 things from my todo list, that'd be greaaaat

youtube.com/watch?v=kZ4QweAa9l

what if crazy taxi but real and a $120b valuation

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