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if your answer is "more than the number on howmanywhitemidwesternamericansneedtodiefromopioidabusebeforesensibledrugpolicyisintroduced.com" then you get one single upvote

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New year’s resolution this year has been to mindfully shut up and listen at work, and resist temptation to jump in with THIS IS A UNIX SYSTEM I KNOW THIS...

Doing this has been a big exercise in self esteem, bc my self worth shouldn’t be dependent upon showing I know things / “making valuable contributions”

Omg Great British Bake-Off but for custom gaming PC builds “the casework is phenomenal but you’ve really been let down by a substandard PSU, and your RGB is very disappointing”

Remember that time Starfleet had to do an organization wide cert revocation because of Wesley’s science project inadvertently backdooring the entire fleet and contravening policy

Yes everything can be a Star Trek analogy in my head

I cannot confirm or deny the existence of an exploratory committee to engage with twitter

if someone could make a pomodor/todo list manager that plays this jingle from Return of the Obra Dinn whenever I complete 3 things from my todo list, that'd be greaaaat

youtube.com/watch?v=kZ4QweAa9l

what if crazy taxi but real and a $120b valuation

in fairness in the recent news cycle it was actually over 200 years ago

remember when it looked like mark zuckerberg was going to run for president

(2017. it was 2017)

“That’s my secret, Cap. I hate all redesigns.”

I staggered as a crater bloomed in my chest.

What was that?

I’d been impacted. By Netflix’s price increase.

seriously tho you wouldn't believe how different my password is now from 18 years ago

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