True story: several years ago I quoted that Jhonen Vasquez/JTHM story with the bloody wall on my blog.

Later, a team of creationists (the ones who made "Expelled") came to interview me. They asked questions about Intelligent Design, Darwin, etc.

Then they sprang their gotcha moment at me: they'd printed out my post, showed it to me, and asked if their camera crew could check out my basement.

I told them no.

Gotta keep the mystery alive, you know.