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Siri, how do I map "block" to the Return key in Mastodon?

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Honestly, they can ditch the "Insane" part, it's pretty much implied in the concept of a posse made entirely of clowns.

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Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.

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Chuck E Cheese: Because it's never too early to introduce your children to gambling and bad nutrition.

Trash day always comes on days when I can finally open the windows, and the trucks always come when I'm on a conference call.

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Self-cleaning clothes over self-driving cars

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“Following proposals to regulate pedestrian movement to better support self-driving cars, tech companies moot regulation of facial expressions to better support security-focused facial recognition” I just made up but will probably happen within 18 months sigh

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Workplace email typo of the week: "The males are to be eaten in the cafeteria."
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Is being a dick to people on Mastodon cool? Because people complaining about famous people with accounts here is getting old. And it's very Twitter. Report if you must, block, move on.

Does anyone here know how to rescue jam?

I bought a jar of blackberry jam at the farmer's market. I think it has too much sugar and not enough pectin; it's less a gel and more dense and sticky, like whipped honey.

It's barely spreadable. Is there anything I can do to improve it?

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Something about Amaroq means I accidentally boost toots. You’d think I was in cahoots with galoots based on the toots I boost but abstruse UI misuse is the root. (You may want to mute.)

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@FerdiZ I've only been on Mastodon for less than two weeks and up to now I've had a great experience here - but was disappointed today to see so many people pile on Wil for - as far as I can tell - rumors that started on Twitter of all places. People will never learn.

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I think Wil Wheaton blocked me, lol :))

I was defending him, yes. But totally understandable when you have hundreds of accounts dogpiling you, friendly fire is inevitable.

I will continue to stand *with Wil* against harassment though. Against online dogpiling & harassment. (To aspire to it at least, no human is without mistakes after all.)

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We are getting into instance sectarianism way faster than I expected

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