Illya Repin - 'They Did Not Expect Him' (1883, oil on canvas)

DON'T πŸ‘ CALL πŸ‘ YOURSELF πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ FAN πŸ‘ OF πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ ARTS πŸ‘ IF πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ DON'T πŸ‘ REMEMBER πŸ‘ PABLO πŸ‘ DIEGO πŸ‘ JOSE πŸ‘ FRANSICO πŸ‘ DE πŸ‘ PAULA πŸ‘ JUAN πŸ‘ NEPOMUCENO πŸ‘ MARIA πŸ‘ DE πŸ‘ LA πŸ‘ SANTISMA πŸ‘ TRINIDAD πŸ‘ RUIZ πŸ‘ Y πŸ‘ PICASSO'S πŸ‘ FULL πŸ‘ NAME

β€œFreddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.” - P G Wodehouse

password generators are shit because they have to rely on the random number generators in your computers and software that the NSA obviously controls

the most secure password generator is putting a cat on your keyboard because nobody knows what the hell those devils think, not even the NSA

Ilya Repin - 'Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan' Oil on canvas, 1885

(Logs on well after the Jeff meme is dead) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite Jeff,

If you think you're having a bad day, you should know that in 1867 the first member of the Royal Family to visit Australia, Prince Alfred, was originally supposed to start his tour of the country in Perth and he just sailed on to another port, never giving an explanation as to why. The local paper went on to say 'We shall never speak of this'

boost if you have no idea what's going on ever at any time or anywhere, with anyone or anybody or anything

"OH I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS PLACE WAS OWNED BY COMMIES!!" I screamed, proudly donning my American-flag men's microbikini, as they kicked me out of Applebee's.

The crap bastards is the kind of gang that does take shit. From everyone. we lose every fight and badly.

@imbsky Quick admin question: how securely are passwords stored on mastodon instances? I'm trying to figure out how much I should vary my password between different instances in case of unscrupulous admins on other instances that might have access to that kind of thing.

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