Billy Constant @BillyConstant@mastodon.cloud
"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand"
Joined Aug 2018
Illya Repin - 'They Did Not Expect Him' (1883, oil on canvas)
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βFreddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.β - P G Wodehouse
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password generators are shit because they have to rely on the random number generators in your computers and software that the NSA obviously controls
the most secure password generator is putting a cat on your keyboard because nobody knows what the hell those devils think, not even the NSA
the most secure password generator is putting a cat on your keyboard because nobody knows what the hell those devils think, not even the NSA
Ilya Repin - 'Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan' Oil on canvas, 1885
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(Logs on well after the Jeff meme is dead) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite Jeff,
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not boosting this toot is anime
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If you think you're having a bad day, you should know that in 1867 the first member of the Royal Family to visit Australia, Prince Alfred, was originally supposed to start his tour of the country in Perth and he just sailed on to another port, never giving an explanation as to why. The local paper went on to say 'We shall never speak of this'
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boost if you have no idea what's going on ever at any time or anywhere, with anyone or anybody or anything
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"OH I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS PLACE WAS OWNED BY COMMIES!!" I screamed, proudly donning my American-flag men's microbikini, as they kicked me out of Applebee's.
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boost this toot it's my birthday
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The crap bastards is the kind of gang that does take shit. From everyone. we lose every fight and badly.
@imbsky Quick admin question: how securely are passwords stored on mastodon instances? I'm trying to figure out how much I should vary my password between different instances in case of unscrupulous admins on other instances that might have access to that kind of thing.
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"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand"
Joined Aug 2018
