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face down
ass up
that's the way I pet my duck

🎡 Gimme all your pumpkins
All your ghosts and spooky doo's🎡

Me: time for sleep
Brain: remember Tim Curry's sex scenes in Rocky Horror?
Libido: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT

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super excited about all these brands jumping into the fediverse

My hobbies include making a pig's ear out of making friends online and weeping into bags of crisps

vsauce michael here, do you know why I can't stop eating these pretzels?

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Started reading The Green Brain by Frank Herbert and the first page is the most unwelcoming "if you don't know what this is then good luck, dummy" kind of bullshit. πŸ˜“

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boost if you love the part of the jrpg where you go into the big forest and theres nice piano chords

Video editing while watching another video in the background is both confusing and productive.

🎡 Toot and toot again/you toot about yourself before you toot about me🎡

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