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Where do you think the Vengabus is now?

Oops, I Did It (reading the terrible comments on Bloody Disgusting articles) Again

The Greatest Showman: Reimagined only all the songs are sung by GWAR

Monopoly, nobody is going to play you even with a fucking Fortnite themed board. NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS

I hit 10k views on YouTube and to celebrate I wept on the toilet while wondering what my life has become

I sprayed fake blood on the house for Hallowe'en and it won't wash off, we have officially become That House.

Bought a new beanie.
Beanie doesn't fit properly.
The solution is clear.
I SHALL WEAR IT OUT OF PURE SPITE

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20GB+ of completely free reference photos. Use 'em for commercial or personal projects. No attribution required.

gum.co/reference

Why does Windows give you a blue screen of death instead of a smashed windowpane .BMP

Why doesn't Windows open with a pair of curtains being drawn open?

WHY

That moment when you're casually scrolling through birdsite and see a BOB gif from Twin Peaks

GIFs I don't use often enough #3 in a series I keep forgetting about, oh the irony

Ben Walker boosted

face down
ass up
that's the way I pet my duck

🎵 Gimme all your pumpkins
All your ghosts and spooky doo's🎵

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