"Hey, dad, guess what your grand-daughter wants to be when she grows up?"
"I'm guessing Experimental Paradoxist."
"Expe- How did you know?"
"I spent my youth trying to not get killed by her adult self."
"Oh. Well, she gets timetravelling from her mother's side."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
How Postgres ended up using fsync incorrectly for 20 years:
@korruptor You still using enpass? how is it?
The apples are left on the trees in the orchard. When wintry rain covers them in ice, the apples are persuaded to dissolve, to leave only a ghost behind in the icy shell.
Cider made from ghost apples warms the dead, and chills the living.
You look like you need some.
#Cassoland #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Yesterday I asked you to look at your computer and tell me how many USB devices are currently plugged in.
... and woah, did you respond!
111 replies in total!
2 ports: 25 votes (22.52%)
3: 17 (15.32%)
0: 14 (12.61%)
4: 11 (9.91%)
5: 10 (9.01%)
1: 8 (7.21%)
7: 7 (6.31%)
6: 6 (5.41%)
9: 5 (4.50%)
10: 4 (3.60%)
8: 2 (1.80%)
12: 1 (0.90%)
11: 1 (0.90%)
That makes for an average of 3.71 USB ports used!
I discover that #Google writes code for Mastodon https://github.com/google/data-transfer-project/tree/master/extensions/data-transfer/portability-data-transfer-mastodon #dataPortability #FOSDEM
England are doing miserably in the West Indies :( #cricket
Someone is watching Netflix 'Sex Education' on the tram. #FruityFriday
Always wanted to run your own F-Droid repo – but were afraid it's too complicated? No longer, as part 3 of my @fdroidorg series shows:
Your own F-Droid Repository with Repomaker
Apparently we managed to secure a spot from 1400-1500 in seminar room 13 at #35C3 tomorrow (27th Dec).
See you there!
Generalistic and moderated instance.