Just watched Alita: Battle Angel. Chiren had a brain! This changes everything! 10/10.

I'm at a devops meet up. I'm proper devops now.

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"Hey, dad, guess what your grand-daughter wants to be when she grows up?"
"I'm guessing Experimental Paradoxist."
"Expe- How did you know?"
"I spent my youth trying to not get killed by her adult self."
"Oh. Well, she gets timetravelling from her mother's side."
"Uh-huh."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I installed matomo.org FOSS analytics on my sites, it proved I have maybe 3 visitors on my sites every week and that I'm a huge statistics fetishist.

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The apples are left on the trees in the orchard. When wintry rain covers them in ice, the apples are persuaded to dissolve, to leave only a ghost behind in the icy shell.
Cider made from ghost apples warms the dead, and chills the living.
You look like you need some.
#Cassoland #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Yesterday I asked you to look at your computer and tell me how many USB devices are currently plugged in.

... and woah, did you respond!

111 replies in total!

Vote distribution:
2 ports: 25 votes (22.52%)
3: 17 (15.32%)
0: 14 (12.61%)
4: 11 (9.91%)
5: 10 (9.01%)
1: 8 (7.21%)
7: 7 (6.31%)
6: 6 (5.41%)
9: 5 (4.50%)
10: 4 (3.60%)
8: 2 (1.80%)
12: 1 (0.90%)
11: 1 (0.90%)

That makes for an average of 3.71 USB ports used!

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England are doing miserably in the West Indies :(

Someone is watching Netflix 'Sex Education' on the tram.

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Boom. Unity management being massive dicks. Again.

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Always wanted to run your own F-Droid repo – but were afraid it's too complicated? No longer, as part 3 of my @fdroidorg series shows:

Your own F-Droid Repository with Repomaker

android.izzysoft.de/articles/n

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As of yesterday #fdroid now incnludes #vlc media player in it's main repository again! 🎉

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Enpass version 6 is out, and it's a fairly significant upgrade. Can highly recommend it as a password manager, it's one of the few that actually treats Linux as a first class citizen.

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New Black Mirror announced, with possibly the funniest cameo to date.

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Apparently we managed to secure a spot from 1400-1500 in seminar room 13 at #35C3 tomorrow (27th Dec).

See you there!

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