The satellites are working fine, it's Earth that's in the wrong place.

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The backstreets of madrid mix

Following the Madrid after the sun drops mix, I was messing around with the Pacemaker on a very hot night so went for a walk to get fizzy water. I came across some... lets say interesting streets... I recorded a mix that night and it was alright but the 2nd half got pretty sketchy, maybe something to do with heat and drink. So I removed the last half and saved the first part for your listen

I got a touch screen for my 2011 vintage 1. Running Enlightenment touch DE. It's a load of abysmally slow rubbish, but it's MY abysmally slow rubbish and I love it.

Console mode in Fedilab is my new favourite thing. I assume it'll be removed quickly.

Assumed the Butter Tea mentioned in Bulletproof Monk was made up. It's not! I guess this is where bulletproof coffee name came from. A terrible association with an entertaining movie if true.

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Hello everyone !

📢 🔴 URGENT 🔴

An awesome software is dying, because its #developper has not time anymore to care of it.

It's an alternative of Adobe AfterEffect : Natron (

Please, can Mastodon community search for a C++ dev, which want to maintain it ? or search for a company which work with free software ? It's very important.

Boost very appreciated

Thanks in advance for your contribution !

#Dev #Mastodon #C++ #Python

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at was amazing!
If you are in go check it out for a hour or so.
Here's some of my best photos, might go back with my DSLR soon

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"We wish to speak with your seventh son."
"I only have six sons."
"Impossible! Are you not, yourself, a seventh son?"
"I am."
"But you have only six offspring?"
"No, Merle, my daughter-"
"Dad," Merle said, "they speak truth. I... I haven't told you, but... I am your seventh son."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #TypoCorrected

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"Only fight for what's real," the old warrior said. "Friends, family, neighbours. Only fight for what matters."
"What about vengeance?" the young man asked. "What about pride, and honour, and glory?"
"Only fight for what's real," the old warrior said.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Synthy music made for listing. I didn't spend a minimal amount of effort on this either. I didn't spend loads either mind...

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"I'm so excited to travel to the sixteenth century."
"We have to make a stop in the early twentyfirst century first."
"Why? That's not even halfway."
"To 'borrow' outfits from the BBC costume department."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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As the dragon swooped down, all but the largest sheep scattered. Talons lifted that off the ground; mighty wings beat, and the dragon soared.
The sheep howled with joy.
"Wait," said the dragon, "you're a wolf?"
"Oh I've admired you so long-"
The talons opened.
"I hate deception."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"We are like rock-paper-scissors?" the knight asked.
"Yes," the dragon said. "I capture the princess, you defeat me, the princess ensnares you."
"No more," said the princess. "I promised my wife I'd stop."
"If we don't play..." the dragon said.
"We are free," the knight agreed.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Finally got off my arse and turned off autocorrect on my phone. I will own my own mistakes from here on in.

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Generalistic and moderated instance.