BBBB-Be-Be-Ben☂️ @BJKWhite@mastodon.cloud

Uchouten Kazoku: the show where you're watching and happy because it's so good and then suddenly you're crying and you're not even sure why. It's a very gentle show. Very measured. It's all about etiquette and respect and tradition. When it hits you, it does so softly. It's inventive and pretty and funny, and self-assured, and kind. It has something to say but it never shouts. It's my best anime of the season, probably the year, and I love it to pieces. #UchoutenKazoku
11:34 AM - 1 May 2017

This bread is mouldy and the circus is just a clown screaming at me.

We need universal basic income so people don't have to get jobs trying to sell me junk over the phone.

If 終末なにしてますか？忙しいですか？救ってもらっていいですか？ doesn't live up to its title, I'm going to be noticeably upset.

Sometimes the only viable position in an argument is all the way over on the other side of this wall with headphones on playing Katamari Damacy

I've found that one good way to resolve jif/ghif GIF debates is to pronounce PNG like you're exploding it out of your nose. PNRRRGH

6yo: Do you like fruit?
Me: Yes?
6yo: You should thank bees then.
Me: Okay--
6yo: If you don't they'll come get you.
#ThingsDaughtersSay

*playing watch dogs 2 demo*
hmm definitely a game I guess
*dog approaches*
oh hey
*there's a 'pet' option*
okay this is pretty good

Seems like the storm has passed. The sun has come out. Outside, the miniature xmas tree has fallen over, as always. Birds are singing. There are still clouds in the sky, but patches of blue as well. It's going to be a beautiful day.

YOU are in a situation where you should say something
BUT you have nothing to say
WELCOME to social anxiety horror theatre

*6yo enters room
6yo: The sun ... is always naked.
*6yo puts hands together, bows head, shuffles solemnly backwards out of room

Wife: スープもあるよ。
Me: SUPER MARIO?

Sometimes I worry. But then I remind myself that Helvetica Scenarios are very, very rare.

I take solace in the hope that somewhere in the multiverse there are beings watching us and just laughing their arse-equivalents off.

1992: Man this show is goofy.
2017: I wish Captain Planet was real.

7yo: Dad, what's the most important thing in the world?
6yo: Oxygen?
Me: ...I was going to say 'family' but yeah, it's probably oxygen.

Stepping on a four-sided dice does way more than 1D4 damage.