アスパラガスは春の食べ物だと思っていた時期もありました

Has anyone watched Years and Years? The last 10 min of the first episode fucked me up

Last night Biden's eye seemed weird even if it wasn't completely bloody

Every Epstein revelation makes this seem like more of a farce than the last

Taking a t break is a dialectic because you get really high by not getting high

tfw you have good authenic pizza but pretty sure it was made by Milanese reactionaries

Holding my craft beer high and taking swigs as I sing along to Rock the 40oz!

I have to go out to eat dinner alone and I'm afraid to leave until my phone is fully charged.

I heard that hornt offspring song and thought of you all.

🎶Gritty gang gritty gang gritty gang gritty gang 🎶

My favorite FB posts:

"NOT GETTING POLITICAL but"

[political meme accusing immigrants of murdering cops and blaming Democrats]

Eating raw cookie dough is a risk I'm willing to take.

going into the middle of other peoples threads and boosting two hour old toots like a sneaky spy whomst love s u all

i'm torn on if my favorite part is the fact their homeworld is a thirst-wracked desert named Replies or just their description

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