Ruben J. Porras 🌮📷📝 @407Creative@mastodon.cloud

A conversation between @jamiegray and I.
Jamie: Oh look, fried plantains.
Me: I've never had one, what do they taste like?
Jamie: Like a banana
Me: oooh I love bananas! *Bites* *blinks* that's not a banana.
Jamie: it's a cousin of a banana.
Me: it's something evil disguised as a banana.

I am seeing a lot more shitposts (and I mean they are shit) in my tl and I approve 💯💯

"Wife dragged me to this theater. Somebody shoot me." ~Abraham Lincoln's last Tweet.

Die Japanse follow en fav bots zijn lekker actief zeg!

... my room number at my hostel was 404. my flight back home from Dublin to Boston is 404.

this glitch in the matrix just keeps getting weirder and weirder and I feel moderately uncomfortable

There are now over 1,000 individual instances to choose from on Mastodon.

Source: https://instances.mastodon.xyz/list

Just deleting my phone app from my phone. It's the most useless and annoying of all the apps on there, don't know why it's on the phone at all.

Tip for newcomers:
Judge not thy fellow tooter simply by looking at their profile within your instance. It may look as though they have few toots, followers and follows.

Instead, click on their profile picture, which will take you to their main page. From there you can better assess the reality.

The exception is for people on your instance, who you can recognize because they only have one "@" sign in their address below their picture. Their are accurate already.

Welcome to federation!

@Berthavlix Yeeesss. "Support hug" button would be most, most welcome.