3AMLogic 🌄 @3AMLogic@mastodon.cloud

"Correction: ignore everything above."
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/28/opinion/climate-of-complete-certainty.html https://mastodon.cloud/media/kAeYR74NmkBuR87RXfM

Based solely on this one picture, I bet that the Maui Brewing Company brews 6 IPAs and one Pilsner "for the chicks", and maybe also has a woman in a swimsuit on the front page of the website.
Oh cool, I was right about at least one of those things!
https://mastodon.cloud/media/Bs2i782s-0ZzLcuSgzs

My spirit animal is the 2.3 seconds in time when Orson Welles obliquely refers to Jerry Lewis as a "rather dim gong" on The Dick Cavett Show.

It is a Friday night, which means the beginning of yet another Harry Potter film festival on Freeform since my partner has control of the remote now. This also mean that I get to relive the (relatively new to me) garbage special effects of every one of these things. Still . . . better than having to sit through Avatar I suppose.

Best fifth grade book report from a 54 year old about shaving soap ever . . . https://mastodon.cloud/media/CBZIRJLVbH7mQwtuBj4

Passive aggressive gumbo recipe commenting is the next Summer Olympic sport. https://mastodon.cloud/media/Jk7P669JLgwPZp6gLec

I need the drawing room from the Addams Family TV show as an office. All that pastel might help with my writing. https://mastodon.cloud/media/mlbkfIExgG2o7dX0P64 https://mastodon.cloud/media/aau38uiXuB7K1cPshcM

This track is basically the same shape as the strain in my right calf. #running
https://mastodon.cloud/media/QtADgNCVRbQ5f3P3-nc

Is this the best place to talk about how Casablanca isn't that good? I kind of feel that the original reviewers, steeped in the detritus of WWII as well as the constantly churning output from Hollywood were right for once when this came out.

I can take this discussion elsewhere if that is better, but I doubt it will come up, since this has nothing to do with anyone posting Hiragana/Katakana/Kanji, French, or Code.

When the half-brother you have never met is a pastor and the church is homophobic in a "that is just what the Bible says, what can I do about it?" kind of way, has to celebrate Easter as the sidekick to the über-pastor in full modern hipster-church gear . . . https://mastodon.cloud/media/HcfUz2QVXRtyKQj6VKI

I am six years away from being the age that DeForest Kelley was when he appeared in "Night of the Lepus". Not quite sure what to do with that information, but it'll come up at some point, I am sure . . .

Those of you still shitting on the BirdSite are obviously not turned on to Black Twitter.
https://mastodon.cloud/media/LunDYIID2bS_n49wI2g

Now this is the kind of #running graph I like to see. https://mastodon.cloud/media/wGAZLUCjBP4py6rqPDc

Santa Clara Vanguard 1984, the last time the snare line would have decent intervals for 25 years. Just kidding, their spacing is a little jacked in this picture too. https://mastodon.cloud/media/SzC5CVYpLFxv_FpuuHk

Looking for parts to repair a Delonghi Mangnifica espresso machine and forgot that I needed to replace the hot dog basket. https://mastodon.cloud/media/Lu_eu-dwF7Cbli3fQRM

"Virus alert" popovers and scripts running on DrumCorpsPlanet. Good job people, good job . . .

In which Rob Liefeld proves he really REALLY doesn't understand anatomy.
https://www.inverse.com/article/30320-deadpool-rob-liefeld-dick-regenerate-bad-blood

We can send people to the moon, but we can't go more than a minute without this Elite Woman's Feed cutting in and out in the #BostonMarathon.

Also, we can't really get back to the moon right now either, but my wife's satellite radio is still bringing in the New Wave and 80s music channels in the car, so . . . a push?

I can't think of any better reason to just blow up all of capitalism than these Golf Knickers dot com commercials during the Boston Marathon broadcast. #killgolf #killdumbgolfpants