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Enrique Vélez 🍔 @201d@mastodon.cloud

I have no friends on Masto and I don't follow strangers. Does it make me a bad person if I mute every post made in a language I can't understand? /// 私はMastoに友人がいないし、私は見知らぬ人に従わない。私が理解できない言語で作られたすべての投稿をミュートすると、私は悪い人になりますか?

How hard/costly would it be, for someone who has no idea how, to set up a small masto instance?

Me trying to engage the mastodon timeline only to realize its all japanese: youtu.be/Hq_KllfEAWc

This instance is too mainstream now, ironically, and the local timeline is nothing but noise. Is there a neat list of instances I could peruse? I hope to find an instance where most of the local timeline is somewhat relevant to me.

I still have nobody to follow, and the local timeline scrolls too fast for me to read. I can't read most toots, anyway because Mastodon lacks a translate button. So. Mastodon is now useless noise to me. Thanks for everything. Bye.

One would think people would use different instances for different languages...

When the chatbots in mastodon start talking to each other. youtube.com/watch?v=8478kLLQEG

Have you ever been so tired you can't even listen to music?

Update: Currently only 60% of my followers are bots, a decrease since last time where I reported 75%! Hooray mastodon!

In other news I lost a human follower, and 20% of my followers are in that irksome category between bot and human: a novelty account! BLEGH!

0% of my friends are on Mastodon.

If my life was a video game, I'd have a life bar with only one heart, a very small stamina gauge, and a regular-sized ego bar that is always almost empty.

So, anyone here used Biz Stone's SUPER? Man, I miss SUPER, it was SUPER SUPER.

75% of my followers are bots. So much for this "twitter killer".

Is tyere an official list of instances with a description for each?

Ego depletion! (See previous toots for context)

I don't think it's anxiety, but what is it called when you're at work and can hardly contain the urge to stand up and leave?

This overwhelming desire to flip my desk over, tell all my coworkers to fuck off, and storm off the building is really affecting my productivity today.

I find that mastodon is the opposite of twitter, in that, instead of finding people to follow, I scroll through the federated feed looking for people to mute.