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the current meta 

if you use guids in your database i have a guillotine that needs using

computers, sql 

computers, sql 

just kidding i have to use microsoft sql server so who the fuck knows what's going on

my databases are excellently designed, my code taut and supple

somewhat body horror 

getting some ribs removed to have a slimmer waist without realising that ribs hold the internal organs in place and having to wear a corset for the rest of my life

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wait .cloud is chock-full of custom emojos what the fuck

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Anybody know of a good casual/comedic podcast? Really hoping to find a great new podcast to listen to. I'm particularly interested in translation and manipulation.

has anyone caught my latest podcast on and , it's very important that you listen to the sound of my voice, i love it so

do your bit for the world...turn your podcast...into a podcat!

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i can and WILL get banned from the grand canyon for my sick skateboard tricks

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