main is @007i use this account occasionally when m.xyz has issues
the current meta Show more
can we stop going on about the rice krispies mascots fucking, i don't need that kind of negativity in my life
if you use guids in your database i have a guillotine that needs using
computers, sql Show more
obviously the best way to store data is an ID column, a category column, and a value column, and then fill them all the fuck up with varchar(max) text and GUIDs
a fun thing to have to do is pivot approximately a billion rows out into approximately 50 columns. the table is 70GB. the indexes are 30GB of that.
just kidding i have to use microsoft sql server so who the fuck knows what's going on
my databases are excellently designed, my code taut and supple
somewhat body horror Show more
(aka rodrigo alves aka mr body dysmorphia)
getting some ribs removed to have a slimmer waist without realising that ribs hold the internal organs in place and having to wear a corset for the rest of my life
wait .cloud is chock-full of custom emojos what the fuck
Anybody know of a good casual/comedic podcast? Really hoping to find a great new podcast to listen to. I'm particularly interested in translation and manipulation.
has anyone caught my latest podcast on #linux and #floss, it's very important that you listen to the sound of my voice, i love it so
do your bit for the world...turn your podcast...into a podcat!
oppress wii u owners
Stick my eggy out real far
dang missed my two year fediversary
i can and WILL get banned from the grand canyon for my sick skateboard tricks
Generalistic and moderated instance.