men's deodorant comes in four different smells

• petrol
• housefire
• off meat
• glue

and introducing a new fragrance:

• even sweatier

@envgen wait, you're forgetting

* sports

and

* ultra sports

@gdkar what does sports even smell of. sweat, changing rooms, mud, mildewy showers???

@envgen iiiii can't really describe it in words. 😅