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men's deodorant comes in four different smells
• petrol
• housefire
• off meat
• glue
this is only partially a joke, when i was unemployed i did market research questionnaires for beer money and one of the products was a new range of ""upmarket"" lynx deodorants, and some of the fragrances they wanted feedback on were, and i shit you not,
• wood
• glue
• rubber
• whiskey
• smoke
@envgen I have a discomforting memory of Lynx shower gel coming with a sponge marketed as a "manwasher" and that really stalled my train of thought as I struggled to process this information.
