old account has moved to @007@mastodon.xyz:

old account @007@mastodon.cloud

@007 okay yes I can see the admin account is back up. either it's been reinstated or my browser fucked up at the time. please bear in mind this toot is almost a month old, despite y'all seeing it only now.

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migrating to @007 because fuck this

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today is gonna day the day that they're gonna day it day to day

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me, perusing my folder of mastodon memes to mash together: hmmm, nope, nope, no, not shit enough, enrages me to the point of unconsciousness, nope, no, noooooo, oh perfect, i hate it

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me, smashed out of my face on 4% alcopops, trying to put an egg back together: my *sob* fragile son

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deviantblart

only allowed to post pictures of paul blart

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also i made a BOOP version, for emojo purposes (if y'all don't already have one)

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what we need is a stamp that says "BOOPED" on it in big red letters

and YOU'VE been booped, and YOU, and YOU, and YOU, a

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*sets wifi name to "boners"*
hackeing

if i post memes my account's been hacked

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good that .cloud is seesawing between being completely unavailable and federating instantly after toot posting

ugh do I use this account and risk losing it