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@007 I'm gonna make it so no one can log into an account without access to my phone *loses access to my phone* nevertheless

i am a brain genious who has locked themselves out of their main because the phone i use for 2fa has been through the wash and doesn't work

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do we consider catholic priests volcel or incel

normalise me and stream my constituent parts into a kimball architecture data warehouse

when will somebody come and partition my data

waiting with baited breath for ola hallengren to optimise my indexes ;)

sql server devs fellating their brent ozar figurines

*beating people to death with a humorously large bat labelled "join predicates"*

sql devs be like "time to implement a cross join and return millions of rows for no good reason :)"

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I really need to raise four hundred dollars to take care of a stupid bill and I’m literally broke as fuck. I have 2 dollars in my checking account and it was in the negative until someone helped me out. If anyone can contribute I’d love you forever. My Venmo is @Schizophrenicart and my Cashapp is $jarin666

the current meta 

if you use guids in your database i have a guillotine that needs using

computers, sql 

computers, sql 

just kidding i have to use microsoft sql server so who the fuck knows what's going on

my databases are excellently designed, my code taut and supple

somewhat body horror 

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